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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: oreoofficial, via departured)

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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(Source: surprisebitch, via phobias)

(Source: supagirl, via geniusly)

illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via departured)

anglosexualsunited:

i like where this man’s priorities lie

(via phobias)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via overfierce)

angelwithasquirtgun:

If I was famous I would follow a bunch of my fans on twitter and reply to their random tweets or send them a stupid selfie if they were having a bad day man I’d be the best celebrity ever people make me famous

(via fake-mermaid)